A shoutout goes to Ben gator for helping me post the lyrics to my original Sportsists Website.
Sportsists anthem
A Sportsist must follow all rules and laws of the Sportsists religion. But because of the area we live in we will not see a championship for 150 years. Oh Sportsists laws and rules, Oh Sportsists laws and rules. They cannot do anything un-authorized without a board meeting. But if they choose a Board Meeting, they must be voted in from 8 Board Members and 22 Officials and a Tiebreaker Board or Two to win. May the Sportsists be with you.